Jan 30 2008

It’s a maker’s world, we just have a cool word for it now.

Category: Techmav @ 10:06 pm

It’s comforting to know that every once in a while someone can still surprise you.

(This one is good also, a much better recording but there’s something about the piece of music in the first one that just does it for me.)

Somebody posted a link to this on SA and I felt the need to share it. It makes you feel happy, and there’s so little of that these days. It’s in the same vein as that video I posted a while back of that video of Imogen Heap. I don’t “get” a lot of traditional visual art, but this sort of stuff just makes me go all fucking tingly. It’s probably the closest thing I’ll ever get to art appreciation.

Technology just never ceases to amaze me. In a world full of DRMed media, systemwide debuggers isolated from binaries to protect enforcement, sealed boxes, Internet filtering, legislation and clickwrap EULAs on every-fucking-thing it’s just so wonderfully refreshing to watch somebody take a bunch of tech and make something wholly original and unexpected from it. I can’t quite put it into words.

And while we’re on this topic, this absolutely insane motherfucker glued together a MIDI drumpad and XBOX 360 controller tool with a custom piece of software and plays Guitar Hero 2 with his drumkit! Now I KNOW this is violating a EULA or two. Comforting people aren’t letting this shit stop them.


Jan 23 2008

If you’re looking for a destination for Stupid-Hajj, I think I’ve found Stupid-Mecca.

Category: Personal, Rantingmav @ 12:01 am

God dammit.

Listen, I’m a fat guy. I’ve been a fat guy for my entire life. At this point I could lose over half my body weight and not be at an unhealthy weight. It has dramatically affected me emotionally and made me basically a worthless person. Even if I’m not, I’ve been so utterly convinced that I am that the reality of it no longer matters anymore, because only the mental image remains.

Now society tears us all down, for one reason or another, but the visual is the sense we rely on the most, and the first to be exploited by people who would abuse us, drag us down. So I understand why the weak and worthless pick on fat people.

Regardless, I’ve got so much hate to give at this point in my life if I started killing the innocent now I’m pretty sure I could exhaust the world’s population and still have enough hate left over to keep our sun burning for an extra billion years or so.

And this sort of shit just makes it worse. It’s not good to be fat. Ever. Even if you have a medical condition that makes you fat, and losing weight is exceptionally hard for you, it’s still not good. Ever. You can accept it, you can live with it, but the second you judge yourself in a positive light simply because you’re fat you become no better than those who judge you in a negative light for being fat.

In short: you’re either worth something, or you’re not. Your weight should have no bearing on the matter whatsoever. Anybody that says otherwise, either way, is a fucking moron.

Curiously, I think I’ve just proved my own worthlessness.


Jan 20 2008

How are you going to survive without Rob? He’s like your main dude.

Category: Eventsmav @ 12:10 am

An act of curious timing, David Pogue wrote an article a few weeks back bitching about movie trailers and how inaccurate they have become. He even got Jon Turteltaub to respond specifically to his complaints about the National Treasure: Book of Secrets trailer.

I remember quite some time back last year seeing the Cloverfield trailer. I checked it out briefly on the net and discovered, among other things, its production name (which ended up being its release title) and that it was J.J. Abrams’ baby.

Now I have a real love-hate relationship with JJ. Lost was nerd crack until season 3, Alias was insanely ridiculous but fun, and Mission Impossible 3 was only good because JJ was involved. I’m pretty sure that at this point, Tom Cruise could even ruin the fantastic Philip Seymour Hoffman had he not been held back with JJ’s careful hand.

Well, Cloverfield is really interesting and fun. It is very different. Its trailer is absolutely, painfully accurate, almost to a fault: not only does it have the best line of the movie in it, but it is basically a slice of the first 20 minutes of the movie. From there on out, things get really, really, amazingly fucking rad.

It’s the same basic monster movie theory that works over and over again: Alien, Pitch Black. Tell a story about people being chased by monsters. Importance is in that order. The story you tell about the people must be interesting and you have to sympathize with them on some level, or no level of coolness on the part of the monster can help you. Witness the colossal failure of the Godzilla remake.

Cloverfield succeeds on both counts in massive, stunning quantities. Considering the entire movie is told by a man who is seen only on rare occasions, as he’s always behind the camera, that’s really saying something. The first-person handheld view changes the equation a bit, though; instead of telling an engrossing story about a specific set of people, inundating us with backstory and attempting to seduce us with endearing characters, we see an everyman story; a going-away party, a successful relationship, a confused relationship, a man infatuated with a woman. Everyone can relate to these things. Then all hell breaks loose, and these people, these representations of us, must flee. Really fucking quick.

The shots of the monster are marvelously well-done. In the beginning you see enough just to scare you. Then you get pieces, parts, and a smattering of scary scenes. At the end, you get the full monty. It doesn’t answer the big questions – where did the monster come from? Is it alien? What is its goal (or does it have one?) It doesn’t answer them because its job isn’t to answer them. Its job is to show you the attempt to flee from the monster. I won’t give away the ending by telling you whether they get away or not. If this bit and watching the trailer don’t intrigue you enough to want to find that out for yourself, then you’re not this movie’s target audience. And that’s OK. Because it isn’t for everyone.

It’s just for the cool people.

Thanks, J.J.


Jan 15 2008

The Internet, or How People are Fraggin’ Evil

Category: Rantingmav @ 10:46 pm

So I’m dicking around reading my RSS feeds and I stumble upon Penny Arcade’s update for the day. I don’t know who the fuck Kevin McCullouch is so I start digging. Turns out he’s the kind of right-wing wacky Fundie that probably endorses Huckabee. A few days previous he wrote this bundle of insanity jumping up gamers’ asses for being a bunch of liberal sex-addicted retards.

I’ve been obsessing about the ‘08 election lately too and that’s going to stop right now.

There’s no intelligent debate anymore. We as a people have completely lost the ability to discuss an issue intelligently and dispassionately. It’s really quite frustrating, and usually ends in nothing but a batch of insults. Ideally, everybody should leave a debate smarter, whether their position changed or not. That doesn’t mean anything anymore.

For atheists such as myself, I’m not sure why this is happening, but if I’m any example it’s because we get frustrated at anything that drops into the broad category of “stupid,” which roughly defined illogical + lack of common sense.

I can’t explain the inanity of the religious. The only thing I can think of is that thousands of years the religious as a people have come to be so defined by their persecution that they are either unable or unwilling to abandon it. More’s the pity, really; nothing worse than taking a religion about peace (pick your favorite, most of the Western religions are equally bad) and turning it into a set of guidelines for how and who to hate.

Curiously, while I was reading all this bullshit, I happened to be watching Passing Through Gethsemane, Babylon 5 Season 3 Episode 4. It’s a really interesting episode that expands on the storyline of Brother Theo and his monks. They are Christian, but the expansion of humans into space and discovery of hundreds of alien races throws their faith into a tailspin. So they leave Earth and take up residence on Babylon 5 in order to discuss religion with the other alien races in an attempt to figure out how Jesus fits into the universe, as it were. One of their order, Edward, is revealed to be a serial killer who, after being mindwiped as punishment for his crime, seeks out their order as part of his replacement personality’s need to fulfill the public good.

Yeah, I know, it’s a little ridiculous, but it’s science fiction. Same old story, new window dressing.

So the people who were victimized by this killer-turned-monk track him down, cause him to relive his killings (keep in mind that now he thinks he is a truly religious, peaceful man) and eventually murder him in cold blood.

Garibaldi, Sheridan and Brother Theo find him while he is barely alive. Brother Theo comforts Edward during the last moments of his life by praying for him.

This very moving scene was written by an atheist. In fact, here’s a piece of JMS wisdom direct from the Lurker’s Guide:

“The themes of faith and forgiveness were worthy of a theologian. Are you sure there isn’t something you’d like to tell us?”

Never shoot pool at a place called Pop’s. Never eat food at a place called Mom’s. The difference between horses and humans is that they’re too smart to be on what *we’ll* do.

And I have lost people. Too many people. Lost them to chance, violence, brutality beyond belief; I’ve seen all the senseless, ignoble acts of “god’s noblest creature.” And I am incapable of forgiving. My feelings are with G’Kar, hand sliced open, saying of the drops of blood flowing from that open wound, “How do you apologize to them?” “I can’t.” “Then I cannot forgive.”

As an atheist, I believe that all life is unspeakably precious, because it’s only here for a brief moment, a flare against the dark, and then it’s gone forever. No afterlives, no second chances, no backsies. So there can be nothing crueler than the abuse, destruction or wanton taking of a life. It is a crime no less than burning the Mona Lisa, for there is always just one of each.

So I cannot forgive. Which makes the notion of writing a character who CAN forgive momentarily attractive…because it allows me to explore in great detail something of which I am utterly incapable. I cannot fly, so I would write of birds and starships and kites; I cannot play an instrument, so I would write of composers and dancers; and I cannot forgive, so I would write of priests and monks and minbari….

Like Joe, I’m not capable of believing in real life anymore. I can believe in stories, in music, but I don’t hold out much hope that humans can be decent, peaceful people anymore. There’s just too much animosity, and those of us who should be the voices of peace and reason choose to be the voices of bigotry and insanity. I’ve never wanted to be proven more wrong.


Jan 10 2008

This film make you lose your shit.

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 2:12 pm

From the creators of Must Love Jaws (funny) and 10 Things I Hate About Commandments (really funny) comes the best interpretation of Glengarry Glen Ross ever done:

Glen & Gary & Glen & Ross. (worksafe, but don’t play it through your speakers. Unless you’re lucky enough to not work in HR-Death-land, in which case play it through your speakers and turn them way up.)


Jan 09 2008

If you died tomorrow, what would you say about it?

Category: Personalmav @ 11:50 pm

When I’ve nothing to do, or I get frustrated at work, I read the billion or so feeds I have plugged into Google Reader. I’ve been dipping into this particular bucket of tranquility far too often lately, but Tuesday there was one particular thing I ran across that took me completely by surprise.

As I was reading the category “daily-reads,” which has quickly grown from four or five feeds to well over twenty, I stumbled upon a post from Daring Fireball (curiously, another site I have to read through RSS because it’s blocked at work) labeled, simply, “Final Post.” After my heart skipped a beat, I read on to discover that it wasn’t the final post on DF (whew!) but instead was a post by a US Army major who had died in Iraq, and was posthumously posted on his blog by a friend.

Well, I’m a curious guy, and that’s a pretty curious concept, so naturally I read it. And read, and read, and while not wanting to break down and cry in the L3 row but being firmly captivated by this post, grip ever tightening on my mouse. (Buy Logitechs, they don’t crush, even if you try really hard.)

And now I suggest you go read it immediately, for it is unquestionably one of the most moving things I have ever read in my entire life. It’s haunting and profound and even a little absurd and silly, when you think about it, but the latter doesn’t make it any less the former. It is entirely possible to be both silly and profound and indeed perhaps it is even wise to do so. Profundity is overbearing when taken without laughter.

My first thought, selfish as it was, was that I was sad there was one less B5 aficionado in the world – we’re so few these days. Later I would read on to find that Andy often used “G’Kar” as his handle, and I couldn’t help but feel that he had to be a kindred spirit. G’Kar being my favorite sci-fi character ever, which is really saying something, considering sci-fi has brought us Data, Mal Reynolds, Commander Adama, Festina Ramos, Hiro Protagonist and Mycroft “Mike” Holmes.

The more I read of the comments on the various linked blogs and on Andy’s own blog I could completely picture us having some drinks and getting into a deep philosophical discussion about the nature of G’Kar’s transformation – was it entirely motivated by circumstance or was there really a good person just waiting to get out? And I have to remind myself that this post isn’t just by some anonymous douche on the Internet writing fiction, he’s dead, and there’s an infinite number of sci-fi nerds he’ll never get to trade barbs with.

In order to end this on a happy note, and because I’m having a serious Neal Stephenson moment with the ending, I’ll close with G’Kar quotes. Seems fitting.

“Narn, humans, Centauri, we all do what we do for the same reason: it seemed like a good idea at the time.”

“I told you before you left that no one here is exactly what they appear. If I surprised you, so much the better.”

“I am both terrified and reassured to know there are still wonders in the universe – that we have not *explained* everything.”


Jan 08 2008

Network Solutions will rid us of the M. Bison menace!

Category: Techmav @ 10:31 pm

So it seems that the smelly ballsacks at NSI snatch up any domain you search for, ever. Well, they are a big bag of cocks. They say they’re trying to defend you from other asswipes that snatch up domains you search for by snatching up domains you search for. Curious. Perhaps they’re applying the Bush doctrine to domain names, they’re just protecting us from the domain terrorists.

Any rate, they now own hadouuuuukennnnnnnnnnnn.com, if only for a few days. I guess they like Street Fighter.
hadouuuuukennnnnnnnnnnn
I always liked Blanka better anyway.


Jan 02 2008

Define irony

Category: Rantingmav @ 9:29 pm

(colloquial)

Finding out that art.com is blocked by Tardfilter at work while looking for a print of Magritte’s The Son of Man.