May 29 2007

?!

Category: Personalmav @ 10:31 pm

I know you’ve had that kind of moment.

I know you’ve had that kind of moment when you’ve come to a realization that whatever you’re seeing, hearing, or otherwise encountering was so brain-shatteringly unlikely, so utterly improbable, so wholly preposterous and far-fetched that only millseconds ago you would have bet your (insert most valuable posession here) that there’s no way in hell it could happen. You were absolutely certain of its complete inability to exist, until it did.

And your brain comes to a SCREECHING FUCKING HALT, acrid smoke billowing out from behind your now-shredded Potenzas, brakes ablaze and metal crying out from the strain and you have to literally bite your tongue to keep yourself from screaming WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPY HORSESHIT.

In retrospect, you know what’s neat about that moment? In a world that’s easy to predict, it shows your true character. Even if only to yourself.

Also your tongue will probably hurt a bit.


May 22 2007

baseline

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 9:56 pm

I watched the show for the last 6 months of its one-year run, and I miss it a little every day. I’m not sure why, perhaps for the same reason I pathologically scroll down to the bottom of my Google Reader list every day hoping that V posted something new; the things these people create make every day just a teensy bit better than it would have been otherwise. Perhaps that’s fulfillment.

Or perhaps that’s a load of shit, I’m reading into it again, and I need to just shut the fuck up and have fun already.

Whatever the result, this is without question my favorite of all the show episodes I watched, just because the time in which I saw it was a particularly stressful time in my life, what with the job being crazy and deadlines looming and holidays coming up and finances being tight and, most importantly, me not adapting to any of those things particularly well. I’ve been trying to put this into practice daily and I’ve found this simple piece of advice phenomenally helpful, probably because I am that person who tends to get into those emotional feedback loops. Watch it.


May 15 2007

The purpose of his life was only to serve as a warning to others

Category: Events, Rantingmav @ 8:20 pm

The problem, of course, was that nobody got the warning. On the whole, people are pretty damned dense.

Jerry Falwell died today. Say what you want about him, but he was a great leader that inspired a great many people to go out and speak their mind, and in doing so, make the world better. The problem with that, of course, is that the leader was a bigot, and the people were a bunch of humorless bigots called the Moral Majority. (My mom was a member.) Along with Pat Robertson and James Dobson, Falwell helped bury us under the giant pile of shit we find ourselves in today.

Well, I said I wouldn’t dance on the man’s grave. But don’t take it from me. Throw off the shackles of religious oppression and fucking do a Google search, god dammit. Start with this Slate article that has lots of quotes with many sources. If I hadn’t grown up with this horseshit, I’d be surprised to read it all. But this is the Christian organization at its finest, folks. This is where we are today.

For all his bitching about the liberal media, the NY Times did a wonderful job writing an obit for him that’s very unbiased and uninflammatory.

So he’s passed on, on to whatever occupies us after death. Perhaps nothingness. Perhaps not. But it would be really, really funny if good ol’ boy “Dr.” Falwell showed up in Heaven only to find out God was a card-carrying member of the ACLU all along.


May 13 2007

You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability…

Category: Ranting, Techmav @ 10:49 pm

What do you do when you can’t crush the competition with skill or innovation? You litigate them to death. Microsoft appears to have chosen this centuries-old practice to rid the world of Linux, OpenOffice, and something that the following article quotes only as “the Linux graphical user interfaces” – presumably KDE and/or Gnome.

The interesting part, though, is that while most of the time this sort of thing has involved suing the company that’s the source of whatever you’re trying to bury, Microsoft chose a different tactic:

Since the GPL covered only distributors of Linux, nothing stopped Smith from seeking royalties directly from end users – many of which are Fortune 500 companies. He would have to proceed carefully, however, because most of those users were also major Microsoft customers.
[...]
Some customers actually entered into direct patent licenses with Microsoft at that point, Smith says, including some “major brand-name companies” in financial services, health care, insurance and information technology. (He says they don’t want to be identified, presumably because they fear angering the FOSS community.)

This is a really neat example of the cowardice of the free market. It’s not in anyone’s best interest, financially, to take on Microsoft. The numbers never work out in your favor, so you never do it. It’s sad, really.

We’ve been listening to Stallman gripe about ‘freedom’ and ‘choice’ and moral imperatives since the 1980’s, but few took him seriously. Now, the largest software company in the world is trying to wipe out the largest free-software project in the world – the Linux kernel – and thanks to patent protection, it’s a very real possibility it could happen. If it became illegal to provide Linux to anyone, would Torvalds have to flee back to Finland? Would it be possible to engineer around Microsoft’s patents or are they so broad that it would be impossible to write a disk driver or a GUI with tabs without infringing on a MS patent?

I remember watching a late-night scifi movie where computer ownership was illegal, and thinking that could never happen. But it is happening. Mark my words: 20 years from now, computing will be very, very different. “Computers” will be overpriced little boxes, like gaming consoles, that are illegal to modify in the U.S. They will run only “signed” code from companies like MS or DRM’ed media from record companies. Indie movies and music will be forced underground, as will Linux and many other supporting free-software projects. Illegal reverse-engineering, running your own apps and playing your own media will be just as illegal as mod-chipping or phone unlocking is now.

This is the “freedom” that the market grants us. Pathetic.

I guess it’s time to start stockpiling books. You can’t pay-per-view a paperback (yet.) Let’s hope that even though Stallman was right, Bradbury wasn’t.


May 09 2007

How To Rock, Vol. 1: Duke Nukem Knows More About Rockin’ Than You Will Ever Know

Category: Techmav @ 1:29 pm

So this crazy dude called Vertexguy has done some metal versions of video game songs. This is not particularly unusual, but the sill and overall presentation he puts forth is nothing short of amazing. It’s a shame shit like this is illegal in the US, isn’t it.

Still, while they’re still available, you can ROCK THE FUCK OUT to his renditions of the Contra music, the Double Dragon mission 1 music, or my favorite:

THE DUKE NUKEM 3D THEME SONG! (“grabbag“)


May 08 2007

The trolls ye shall have with you always, as well as the really stupid motherfuckers

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 10:13 pm

The Rational Response Squad on Nightline

Seriously, this guy is outright insulting. It’s not disrespectful to tell somebody that religion is the absence of rational thought. Why? Because it FUCKING IS the absence of rational thought. Faith is INHERENTLY irrational. It’s not a gift from god, it’s you being fucking irrational. If you want to be irrational, if it makes you feel better, knock yourself out, but don’t stand on ceremony and say that it’s anything other than what it is: your delusion makes you feel better.

Hey, I have delusions of being a rally racer, being thin, being a suave motherfucker, being able to change the world… the list goes on. At the end of the day, though, I know where I stand: I’m an ugly, uncool, fat guy that used the money from his dead-end job (where he doesn’t change anything, let alone the world) to buy a really fast car. And that’s it. Driving down the street in my souped-up 2.5RS makes me feel better, but in the end, no matter how awesome it might be, it’s still a delusion (on a four-year loan, no less.)

The world would be a far, far better place if we all were painfully honest with each other.

The last question of the interview really sold me on what a jackass the interviewer is.

“The billions of people who have believed in a god for thousands of years are wrong, and you’re right?”

Uh, yeah, you smarmy fuck. 15.3 million unbearably dumb motherfuckers watched American Idol last Tuesday night, too. In Africa, baby rape is going up because there is a widespread myth that raping a baby will cure you of AIDS. Shit, it wouldn’t be that hard to say outright that the more people believe or do something, the dumber it is.