Jan 01

The I’m Too Lazy To Post Post

Tag: Personalmav @ 10:09 pm

While I was stumbling around the house this morning, still drunk, I came to two realizations: one, that it is bad to realize you threw up more the previous evening than you did the last time you were sick; and two, that while I really should be posting something today I am not going to.

Instead I would suggest you take a side trip to one of my favorite new feed additions, Violent Acres. How can you not like someone whose tagline is “I’m just like you, only I’m interesting and my life isn’t devoid of meaning.” Makes great work reading. Here are some of my favorite selections:

The Most Merciful Death Is Baby Death
Early Christmas for the Ingrate
Getting out of debt via drastic means: part one, part two.
And my all-time personal favorite: Two Phrases that Destroyed American Culture

Spend some time in 2007 reading interesting shit. Remember, true pain comes from intelligence; the ignorant can blissfully make the same mistakes over and over, but the smart folk feel guilty about it. Believe me, I know, I spent last night puking up my previous three meals.

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