One bourbon, one scotch, and one mav

For the last two days, my cable modem has been wigging the fuck out. It’s really awesome when it does it, because a reset takes care of it immediately. Well, tonight, the reset didn’t work. It does make me feel a helluva lot better for getting a bluetooth phone, though, because three clicks and my Mac is back on. Never have I found a system so mindnumbingly easy to pair.

Keep in mind that late last year I had CableOne repair techs at my house THREE FUCKING TIMES and they did not fix the problem. I had to fix it myself. This would be absolutely unacceptable in my job. But since they are a fucking ISP, they don’t fucking care. Go figure. If I had a PE SC420, I’d have a system exchange.

Guess I’ll call the cocksuckers tomorrow and see what the fuck is up. I bet the answer is “We’ll have to send out a technician” for the third or fourth time in less than a year. How pathetic is that.