Apr 13
How to make nerds say “fuck” out loud
An MMO about pirates.
Stop and think about that for a minute. If that doesn’t turn your inner gamer-nerd on, I’m not sure what can. What could be better than a virtual universe in which you can actually sail the seven seas, plunder and pillage and join an RP server where you can say “Yarrr, matey!” and be IN CHARACTER.
So, what’s the catch, you ask?
It’s made by Disney.
You just said “Fuck” out loud. I heard it.
April 13th, 2006 at 7:36 am
Pirate Captain:”YARR Maties! Today we traverse the high seas to a destination that has booty and plunder the likes of which ye has never seen. Weigh anchor and set sail for ….. Cookie Island!”
Pirate Crew, in unison: “YAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!”
Random Pirate Deckhand: “I hear they have Cookies there!”
April 14th, 2006 at 6:12 am
Yeah. It’s just hard to take the whole “pillagin’ and burnin’” thing seriously when you’d probably get banned for doing something like that.