Mar 15
Job venting to do / I have some anger issues / Oh, go fuck yourself
You have to be nuts
To do support all the time
Or at least it helps
They say crazy is
Repeating the same action
And expecting change
If that’s true, then I
am without question, insane
So I’m qualified
Go to work each day
Expecting something to change
So I’m fucking nuts
Early, alarm clock sounds;
Danny Glover and I are
too old for this shit.
Customers don’t call
because their shit is broken,
They just want to bitch.
Remember the key
rule of interaction:
People are assholes
Legitimate gripe
Treat your service staff rudely
You won’t get a thing
Incompetent fool
couldn’t fix a fucking brick
Still got promoted
Don’t ask me what’s wrong
if you can’t be arsed to read
the god damned docs, ass
Source of your problem
can likely be found between
your chair and keyboard.
Support will turn you
into a desperate husk
At least there’s still beer.
Maybe I should just
get hooked on WoW, quit my job
and live in basement.
No, I take it back
Hooked on WoW is overdone
Maybe crystal meth.
Peter was right on
Doing nothing is the best
thing you can do, ever.