Feb 26 2006

New to Southern Idaho?

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 10:25 pm

Welcome to sunny (not really) Southern Idaho!

If you’re moving here from a “Liberal Haven” (including but not limited to California and most of the Northeast) you’ll not want to mention that in conversation, at least not until you’ve lived here long enough to be accepted, or you will be regarded with immediate suspicion. If you fuck up and mention it too early, you can usually counter the effect by mentioning one of these things:

  • you own a gun (and can describe it in detail)
  • you enjoy hunting or fishing (for the love of god, don’t mention any outdoor activities that don’t involve killing)
  • you are Mormon
  • you are a huge football fan
  • you own a vintage American muscle car or a Harley-Davidson

Extra points if 2 or more apply. If you’re planning on faking any one of these things, make sure you’re not going to half-ass it. When it comes to hunting, guns or Mormonism, native Idahoans can sense a faker even through a bourbon-addled drunken haze. It’s an inborn trait.

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Feb 22 2006

Engrish not so funny when you country being laughed at

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 4:18 pm

If you’ve got about 10 minutes to devote to something, and I mean actual concentration time, not “put it on the 2nd monitor and forget about it,” check out Ha Ha Ha America. It’s a short film that debuted this year at Sundance. It’s a bit under 10 minutes long and definitely captures right now, as far as world events go.

“We have big fun,
but now it time
close door on America.
While you busy
fighting war on fear,
China busy
taking all business
and all control
of world economy.
How war going?
Any luck killing fear?
Maybe bomb Anxiety first,
work way up to fear.”


Feb 14 2006

This whole ‘death’ thing has really got to fucking go already.

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 11:08 pm

Really. After last fucking horrible year, I’m not sure I can take anymore. But it doesn’t seem to be stopping. One of my favorite actors, Andreas Katsulas, died yesterday. He played a zillion different roles but will likely be remembered for one in particular:

Andreas

A screenwriter is nothing without actors, and Babylon 5 would have been worth so much less without his genius behind G’Kar. In memoriam, a few choice G’Kar quotes:

“Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead… how do you appologize to them?”

“If I take a lamp and shine it toward the wall, a bright spot will appear on the wall. The lamp is our search for truth… for understanding. Too often, we assume that the light on the wall is God, but the light is not the goal of the search, it is the result of the search. The more intense the search, the brighter the light on the wall. The brighter the light on the wall, the greater the sense of revelation upon seeing it. Similarly, someone who does not search – who does not bring a lantern – sees nothing. What we perceive as God is the by-product of our search for God. It may simply be an appreciation of the light… pure and unblemished… not understanding that it comes from us. Sometimes we stand in front of the light and assume that we are the center of the universe – God looks astonishingly like we do – or we turn to look at our shadow and assume that all is darkness. If we allow ourselves to get in the way, we defeat the purpose, which is to use the light of our search to illuminate the wall in all its beauty and in all its flaws; and in so doing, better understand the world around us.”

“The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest. ”

“It is said that the future is always born in pain. The history of war is the history of pain. If we are wise, what is born of that pain matures into the promise of a better world, because we learn that we can no longer afford the mistakes of the past.”

” The war we fight is not against powers and principalities – it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender.”

“I believe that when we leave a place a part of it goes with us and part of us remains. Go anywhere in these halls, when it is quiet and just listen. After a while you will hear the echoes of all of our conversations, every thought and word we’ve exchanged. Long after we are gone, our voices will linger in these walls for as long as this place remains. But I will admit that the part of me that going will very much miss the part of you that is staying. ”

I really want to watch Sleeping in Light now but it’s just too goddamn sad.