One bourbon, one scotch, and one mav

You just have to read this bullshit to believe it.

According to our wonderful former attorney general:
America is now safe from terrorism
Drug use isn’t a real problem anymore
Corporate integrity has been restored! (Apparently they actually had it at some point)

This fucker is as deluded as Fred Phelps, and almost as much of an asshole. So now that the cocksucker has defiled the American justice system and splashed his manjuices on the ever-so-gullible American public, he’s off to do the same to the private sector. Good, they can keep him.

So he’s gone. Yay. Now I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop.