One bourbon, one scotch, and one mav

Congratulations, America. In four years, George Bush:

• tried to amend bigotry into the Constitution
• has cut funding or added restrictions to scientific research every chance he got
• invaded a foreign country on grounds later proven to be patently false
• has consistently defended business’ rights to fuck the public in the ass

George Carlin was right. The public really does suck. Or, at the very least, is dumb as a goddamn lamppost. Cocksuckers, every last one of you.