Just because you can find anything doesn’t mean you should

May 22nd, 2004 | Tags:

So I’m sitting here thinking up weird shit to play for my “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!” sound (because it never seems to get old to have “Where’d you graduate from? The University of DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH?” suddenly play when you’re trying to have a converation with someone) and suddenly I want to download Ike’s quote from South Park: BLU. So I do a few searches and don’t find anything, and finally I give in and type “Donkey raping shit eater” wav into google.

Once again, it can’t be stressed enough that one should never type shit like that into an Internet search engine. I wouldn’t have, but it appears more and more that I never actually learn anything, I just repeat the same asinine mistakes over and over.

The first hit is the wav file I wanted. The next two are people using that quote to try and sell sex somethingoranother - I don’t know what, precisely, because I wasn’t sick or tired enough to go look. As fucked up as I am, it just never hit me that the phrase “Donkey-raping shit eater” would occur anywhere other than in South Park BLU or in a fanpage devoted to same.

Seriously, though, I’m really starting to get tired of the Internet.

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