One bourbon, one scotch, and one mav

So I got all my homework done, and now I’m writing this live as the SA Goons post madly trying to keep up a live Oscars discussion. Since I can’t watch ‘em (no TV) this is as close as I get. Besides, the whole Oscars thing is (mostly) retarted, it’s way more fun when its done by goons.

Peter Jackson as best director. Rawk.
LOTR goes 10/10. Fucking A.
Shit the forums are getting slow. Too many nerds.
Sean Penn wins. Johnny Depp and Bill Murray team up and kick his fucking ass after the show, and Penn gets to find out waht the Oscar feels like as a buttplug.
HOBBBBBBBBBBBBBITTTTTTTT RUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH 11/111
FUCKING A HOLY MONKEY CRAPoh wait, i think i owe somebody money. Fuck.