Jan 27
Laugh
If you work in anyplace that has lots of emergency lighting, buy a headlamp. Wear it to work every day. Do this for a while. Get a reputation as being “the headlamp guy.” Make lots of friends, make sure everyone knows you. Wait for the power out. Bide your time. One day, the power will go out. Then you stand up, amongst the cubes, and as loud as you can, yell “MY TIME HAS COME!!” and crank up that mofo.