I woke up this morning with a headache.
No, you don’t understand. I woke up this morning with a headache. I wake up with headaches so often that most of them don’t even qualify as headaches – only minor annoyances. But this morning I woke up with a knock-down motherfucker of a headache. After having consumed a bunch of caffeine and what seemed like almost a baker’s dozen of Excedrin the fucking asshole was still there.
Continue reading “i want you to go in that bag and find my headache. It’s the one with Bad Motherfucker on it.”
Just a few seconds ago I was sitting here debating the nature of the universe and whether I should rewrite part of my shitty CS assignment using classes or not, when I realized I was wearing socks.
Not that socks are bad, mind you. In fact, I rather enjoy wearing socks. But the weird part is, I don’t remember putting these socks on.
I know about 45 minutes ago I got up ’cause I couldn’t sleep, put my sweats on, went to the bathroom, came back, sat down, and started surfing the forums. An otherwise typical morning, punctuated only by the odd fact that suddenly I realized I had on these mystery socks, socks that I did not apply and that I did not remember sleeping in.
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Despair, Inc. is going to buy one of my ideas!!! No fucking shit, for real. I’m in a total state of disbelief.
And it happened all because of Lowtax.
Fuck this, I can’t believe it. Begin e-mai;
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