One bourbon, one scotch, and one mav

I’ve had several different people tell me that they actually read my random rantings here, although I’m still kind of at a los as to figure out exactly why. So, at some point this site will be resuming full-force, probably in the next couple days.

In the meantime, let me share some random wisdom, ala George Carlin.

- Jagermeister and energy drink is really fucking good, but if you drink too many of them that particular mixture will be outputting through an input (that’s bad.)
- Doing telephone surveys for a living is an incredibly demeaning and useless job but it pays the bills.
- It’s a bitch to plan LAN parties when other organizations are jerking around and not planning jack shit, but as soon as you plan something you’ll be doubling up dates.
- At any job, 99% of your supervisors are completely full of shit. The other 1% are hiding it well.
- Summer sucks, and I want to go back to Moscow.
- Blue Oyster Cult rules.
- So does Xploding Plastix.
- So does SA.
- Every town needs a good comic-book store, and Twin Falls doesn’t have one.
- There are way too many Republican Christians in Twin Falls for me to EVER make it my full-time home. I feel oppressed as soon as I roll into town these days.
- Most everybody sucks.
- Circular linked lists are nowhere near as hard as anybody says. Neither are integrals.
- Apple Mail’s spam filtering kicks the shit out of every other mail client in the whole world.
- 99% of the people that say they will call you later are full of shit, and about 75% of those are professional people. For shame.
- Most everybody sucks.
- There are seriously like 2 people that are real free-thinkers in Twin Falls.
- Kung-Log might be the best application ever.