One bourbon, one scotch, and one mav

So, I’m tired as hell of living in this shithole that I live in. It’s messy and disgusting, and on top of it all it’s really lonely over here, since all the people I know live in one of the residence halls on the other side of campus.

Now, to move would require an extemely large sum of money. How large, you ask? Large. As in around $4000. Now I just happen to have a way to get this kind of money. But there’s a catch.

There’s always a catch.

This would be all of my spending money for the next year. All of it, almost every dime, leaving me with about $300 to fend on for the duration.

So should I stay in the Forgotten Hall, Lonelyland, and be rich; or should I spend every dime I’ve got and move to somewhere nice and clean and friendly and full of interesting people?