Sep 03 2008

Lights in the Sky lights up my mind

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 11:13 pm

The music of Nine Inch Nails has played some very important roles in my life. Pretty Hate Machine gave my formative years a voice. Years later, The Fragile helped me through some hard times. I don’t track everything Reznor does but regardless his music is very important in my life.

Tonight I had the chance to see them live. Trent and company did not dissappoint. If you are a NIN fan, you owe it to yourself to see them live. The set ranged from PHM tracks to new stuff and everything in between, including a few tracks from Ghosts (which included several complete instrument changes during the show, the unique multipanel display setup meant those could happen in realtime without stopping the show.)

While a concert is a shared experience, it affects everyone differently, and especially in this case since I’m so connected to the music I don’t feel I can really effectively give voice to my feelings about it. I will leave you with two thoughts:

Watching a whole floor turn into a mosh pit instantly with three words (if you were wondering, they were “STEP RIGHT UP!”) was incredible.

Experiencing “And you could have it all, my empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt” live – even decades after the fact was one of the most powerful things I have ever had the fortune to witness.


Aug 04 2008

Defcon 16, Day -4: I Have Nothing Better To Do Than Post

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 9:05 pm

Actually, I do, I have much better things to do. But I need to take a minute and think a bit.

I hate leaving home because there’s always so much shit that I haven’t gotten done yet, and I really need to get it all done. Considering the massive self-image problems (thank you Beta) I have, getting one little thing wrong makes me feel worthless, so it is inevitable that at some point this week I will feel worthless. I just got done finishing up my car stuff, so now I have powered GPS and mirror-mounted radar detection. It’s pretty damn slick. It’s like something you’d see in Galactica or The Matrix, shit bolted to other shit that all works, assuming you know how to work all of it. But I still need to do laundry, and get some cash, and get the schedule squared away, and… *brain explodes*

This will be my fourth Defcon and if I have learned nothing else it is these things:

  1. There will always be gear you didn’t bring.
  2. There will always be things you didn’t do.
  3. There will always be stuff you should have thought of months ago.
  4. Major Malfunction will always be cool.
  5. Priest will always be scary.
  6. Winn will always be funny. Also drunk.

There’s no point worrying about the stuff I can’t change because it’s not changeable. I’m just jumping at something to think about for a change. Lately I can’t seem to get interested in anything, no matter how mundane. I seem to spend all my time avoiding thinking about anything, which really bothers me quite a bit. In the last two years, I’ve gotten more antisocial and more ignorant than I have ever been. It’s all by choice, too – people just bug the fuck out of me, and I can’t seem to bring myself to do anything useful, and it’s getting worse.

For fuck’s sake, I’ve become a consumer. That is not cool.

I really don’t know what to do. Defcon usually inspires me in some way, but this year I’m hoping for inspiration more than usual. My uselessness is becoming a fucking epidemic.


Jun 28 2008

BREAKING: Stupidity knows no weight limit

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 12:27 am

Look around you. There are lots of fat people out there. Therefore, what I am hereafter calling the Carlin Rule applies: think of how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that. Averages would indicate that the stupidest person you could think of would be a fat person a fairly decent percentage of the time, as fat people are a fairly decent percentage of the population.

Why am I droning on about this? Because apparently fat people don’t like Wall-E. Google “wall-e fat” and you’ll find a few sources and a lot more sources reporting on those sources. Such is the Internet. These people are stupid. World-class stupid.

Why?

Because Wall-E is absolutely one of the best movies I have ever seen, and you would have to be a cruel, inhuman monster to not want to hug the fuck out of it. I take that back: you’d have to be something greater than a cruel inhuman monster, because Furb liked it. (Sorry, Furb.) Wall-E himself is one of the most endearing characters that Pixar has ever created, and considering the fact that he has no functional dialogue per se, that is a massive achievement.

Visually every Pixar movie has been better than the last. This one is no exception, but it transitions from being visually evolutionary to being visually ballistic – they’ll blow your socks right the fuck off. Most animated pictures don’t work very hard to create large panoramic visuals, but this one starts off with them right up front. Perhaps they’re making a statement. Either way, it’s an impressive way to start the film and the amazing visuals just keep up from there.

While their moments of sentiment may be a bit contrived, they are certainly not handled in a ham-handed way. There was one very specific moment when the theatre was entirely dead silent – adults, kids, everyone, hanging on a single word. Some people say that this movie left out the subtle brand of adult humor Pixar’s previous movies included, but I’d say that in this case they changed up the adult humor in favor of geek humor. There are some things in there that are obviously there because of their appeal to computer geeks or movie geeks, and they will make you grin a lot.

Go check out its RT or Metacritic score. I’ll wait. It’s obvious people are taken in by this film. Unless you’re the aforementioned heartless monster, you will be too. It’s wonderful, endearing, takes on large social issues and is simply massive in scope, but manages to at the same time be simple and emotional and absolutely fucking astounding. I want to see it again.

And because as a fat man I seem to feel the absurd need to justify the stupid claims made by my fat “peers” (please take that term as loosely as possible) it is made clear in the film that sloth, not fat, is the source of many of the problems created in the film. Fat is simply a side effect. I don’t see anything wrong with that whatsoever. In fact, if there is an absurdity to be had here, it’s that given a choice, people in the movie choose not to be lazy. That would never, ever fucking happen in real life.

I can prove it.

I’m publishing this fucking article. :P


Jun 26 2008

Rock Garden Pictures

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 8:18 pm

Here’s some pix from the rock gardens.

The lawn looks somewhat bare without the rock gardens. The big garden looks rather brutal still but you can see where the small garden is how much better it’s going to look as only lawn. Lawn is damn easy to maintain.
rock garden remnants

Those of you who have been hanging around my house for a while may recall the shiny white rock at the very top of the giant rock pile that was the big rock garden. I decided I wanted to keep it for sentimental reasons – I wanted something to remember the rock gardens by – so we dug it out. And dug, and dug, and dug. Turns out it’s damn large.
big rock
Top view
You can see where the stone is very white, that was the part that was sticking out. It was large as is but it’s probably 2-3 times larger under the earth. Michael and I had to just push it into the bucket on the tractor to move it, it was too large for us to lift. On the topic of me being a total fucking weakling, I can barely move the damn thing on my own, so unless something dramatic happens it’s probably going to be staying where it is for a while.


Jun 25 2008

I get by with a little help from my friends

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 9:58 pm

Carol, Nola and Michael showed up tonight to help me tear up my rock gardens. I really need to get out more because after doing a couple hours of moderate labor I’m sore as fuck. Tomorrow will be way, way worse too. Fourteen years of working on computers have made me a total weakling. Still, we got a whole lot done – the little rock garden is completely gone and the big one is mostly gone. Couple more hours work and they’ll be completely history, and I can start seeding the empty space. Then all I need to do is start calling contractors and find out what my garage is going to set me back.

Much love to the aforementioned friends, because looking back on it I could not have done it myself. Not only would it have taken days but there were several of those rocks that I could not have moved on my own.

Anybody remember that bright white rock at the top of the big rock garden? I wanted to keep that one as a reminder of sorts. I thought it might be moderately large, it looked like it was just sitting on a big pile of dirt. Turns out it WAS the big pile – the damn thing was really challenging to move around. I think I’ll be keeping it, which is good, because if I want to get rid of it, breaking it up by hand with a sledgehammer will probably be required. I can barely budge it enough to turn it around on my own – there’s simply no way I could move it.

I’ll post some pictures tomorrow when I’m not so fucking tired. The big white rock is a sight to see, and there was a metric shitload of rocks that composed that big rock garden. If you, anybody you know, anybody you think you know, or anybody whose existence you’ve simply pondered on occasion needs some rocks, please, please, please come take them. I don’t want or need them. I’ll even help you load them. As soon as I get some photos I’ll be putting them up on Freecycle TF and TF Craigslist too.


Jun 23 2008

“If God does exist, may he strike this audience dead”

Category: Tech, Uncategorizedmav @ 6:42 am

George Carlin died yesterday evening. He was 71. He was also my favorite comedian, hands-down. George would be the first person to remind us that when comedians are making the most logical arguments, shit is truly fucked up. But for the last few decades his satire has been closer to sanity than the actual truth.

Fuck, folks, I will really, really miss this man. Here’s a couple bits. I’m gonna go cry now.


This one is probably my favorite Carlin clip of all time.


Jun 16 2008

So this is why I hated The Happening

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 9:50 pm

It’s just a bunch of intelligent design anti-science propaganda. This explains the most perplexing part of the whole movie: why a science teacher? I mean, he sure doesn’t act very scientific…

Turns out that much like the scary plant monster, if you look for a conspiracy, you’ll probably find one. Whether it is a bunch of propaganda or not, it doesn’t matter, because it’s still fucking terrible. Absolutely aweful. Recklessly bad.


Jun 13 2008

Marky Mark and the Mystery of the Scary Plant Monster

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 11:58 pm

Tonight was pretty bizarre.

After a very solid episode (and finish to the first part of season 4) of Battlestar Galactica, Pat, Alice, Furby and I loaded into the ol’ Paddy Wagon and went to the cinema. Incredible Hulk, you ask? No. Alice talked us into seeing the new M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie, The Happening.

No it’s fucking not happening.

No matter who wants to drag you to this movie, unless you’re getting sex or money (and a fair bit of either) don’t go. Don’t go for free booze. Just buy it yourself. Yes, it’s that bad. It’s so fucking terrible I want to punch M. Night right in the face. He’s been talking up the fact that it’s rated R, but it should be rated U for Uve Boll.

I’ve seen four of the six M. Night movies (missing Lady in the Water and The Village) and he has consistently disappointed me. The Sixth Sense was interesting enough to make me pay attention, but useless for rewatching. No, it’s Unbreakable that keeps bringing me back – it’s one of the best movies ever made. But this one? It’s so terrible that I thought I was going to start hearing Mike Nelson voiceovers after a while. God knows it would have made it infinitely more watchable.

I also know the title of this post is a spoiler and I totally don’t fucking care one bit. Much like Indiana Jones Conquers the Martians, I’m so disappointed with the core premise of this film that no matter how many good things it has going for it (unlike Indy, it’s a pretty goddamn short list that basically begins and ends with Zooey Deschanel being really nerdy-attractive) it’s not worth suffering through. Ever.

I’m not really interested in even thinking further about this movie so I’m gonna end this early. I’m going to go watch the latest Venture Brothers episode and remind myself what quality entertainment is.


Jun 10 2008

I liked it so much I bought the book

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 10:30 pm

I’ve been reading Boing Boing for a while now. About the time I started reading BB I started reading Cory Doctorow as well, since the two go hand in hand. He recently released a new book, Little Brother.

Since he won’t shut the fuck up about the book (much love, man, I swear) I decided that it was time to read it. If only to find out if the praise Neil Gaiman has been giving the damn thing is straight-up honest or if Cory’s just been slipping him envelopes full of hundreds. And I quote:

…I’d recommend Little Brother over pretty much any book I’ve read this year, and I’d want to get it into the hands of as many smart 13 year olds, male and female, as I can. Because I think it’ll change lives. Because some kids, maybe just a few, won’t be the same after they’ve read it. Maybe they’ll change politically, maybe technologically. Maybe it’ll just be the first book they loved or that spoke to their inner geek. Maybe they’ll want to argue about it and disagree with it. Maybe they’ll want to open their computer and see what’s in there. I don’t know. It made me want to be 13 again right now and reading it for the first time, and then go out and make the world better or stranger or odder. It’s a wonderful, important book, in a way that renders its flaws pretty much meaningless.

Holy christ man, what sort of an interest rate do you get on a loan for a quote like that?

With praise like that wandering around, I had to read it eventually. Plus, I was more pissed off at the universe than usual and wanted to get away for a while.

I finished it in three sittings. It’s really good. I mean really, really good. Definitely good enough to warrant that quote. In fact, I liked it so damn much I bought the thing, and from a market point of view, that’s the highest praise I can give it. I may sit down and re-read it in dead-tree format.

Like the lion’s share of Cory’s work, it’s available for free, in somewhere around a jillion formats. I suggest you blow off reading this bullshit and go read it right now. When you’re done come back and we can compare notes.

It’s written as a young adult novel and as such it felt a little simple. It was obviously intended for younger folks, but unless you’re stuck so far up your own ass you can retaste your own lunch, that won’t stop you from enjoying it. The technology described in it is very close to reality – and comfortingly so. I found myself wanting to sign random things after reading it. I had to laugh at the positive quote in the inside flap of the dust jacket from Ray Ozzie, Chief Software Architect at Microsoft, a company who would undoubtedly be suing the everliving hell out of anybody brave enough to publicly distribute the fictional ParanoidXbox for violating the equally fictional Xbox Universal’s EULA.

The future of devices (and their licensors) is not the only scary part, though. I won’t give away anything the dust jacket won’t, but Cory’s fictional interpretation of the Department of Homeland Security (*shiver*) is far too close to reality for comfort. Marcus’ dad also sounds frustratingly familiar – in his conversations with his father I heard echoes of all the voices around me every day in Southern Idaho – “They’re protecting us from the terrorists. We should let them do their jobs.” “All those terrorist types are evil. We should kill them all. They’d do the same to us!” It creeps me out to think about it.

I don’t suppose saying that it has a happy ending spoils too much. But it was a really wonderful conclusion to the story. Especially considering that the world of scifi seems to consistently have a dearth of writers capable of composing a proper conclusion. Or perhaps I’m just channeling Snow Crash again.

The whole book affected me the same way it affected Neil – I wanted desperately to be young again, to be able to spend hours or days or perhaps a whole fucking summer plugging away at a problem, watching the world go by around me. I found myself wishing I could take off on my bike at two AM and ride around the neighborhood, nonchalantly pedaling around, breathing the clean air and hoping for inspiration. Or maybe just taking off at the speed of whatever, going up through gears trying to set a new land speed record on the deserted streets of Twin Falls. I miss staying up until 5 or 6 in the morning, madly typing as fast as my fingers would fly or just reading until my eyes were so sore I could barely see well enough to stagger into bed. It is a rare occasion indeed that brings back those memories, the desire to be a part of something far, far larger than you are, and yet knowing that your contribution still absolutely makes a difference. I’d say that this alone makes the book worthwhile. If we could get a book like this in the hands of the right people, perhaps we’d end up with a lot more Cory Doctorows and a lot less of me. And the world would be a far better place for it.

I suppose the highest praise I could give this book, aside from the aforementioned usage of currency to purchase tangible goods, would be to say that it’s crossed my mind more than once to let my mom read this. Scifi’s not usually her bag, but she does dig young adult adventure stories and seemed to have quite a time reading all the Hardy Boys novels I used to read when I was a kid. But this might be a bit edgy for her. I don’t remember Frank and Joe using public-key crypto.


May 15 2008

My curious luck, part two: Wherein I am presented with an Xbox 360 Elite

Category: Uncategorizedmav @ 6:52 pm

My 360 Elite that I previously won arrived today.

I had a bit of a time getting it set up. It initially gave me one red light and an error message, after that it would power on and my TV would just flash indefinitely. It would have been working had it occurred to me that not only did I need to reseat the video and power cables, but the hard drive as well.

I was pretty fucking pissed off about it initially, thinking that the Xbox I had got was one of the zillion or so broken ones out there, but after a bit of thinking it seems to be working OK. I’m still a touch annoyed that a faulty hard drive can hang a system like that, but I suppose that’s consumer electronics crap for you.

It came with Bioshock and Rock Band. With no instruments. Seems like this is how they get you to buy a whole bunch more bullshit for it. It might be working. Rock Band is really, really, really fun, but I don’t think it would be nearly as much fun alone, and I’m not exactly the throw-a-party-every-weekend type. Besides, if I do that, I have my Wii.

I am, however, thinking about keeping it. If Microsoft had announced availability of a Blu-Ray drive I would definitely be keeping it, but they have not. It is still rumor, and bad rumor at that.

So I’m now debating selling it. Xbox 360 Elite + Bioshock + Rock Band + the spare (blue) controller and Xbox 360 media remote I had laying around. (Don’t ask.) I’m thinking $425 for the whole damn thing, which is the price of the Elite alone on Amazon. If you’re interested, call or text me.


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